NEWS

Mall-O-Mart Madness

Lightning Liz has a strange sense of decorating, she's convinced that everyone should have a dinosaur in their house! Maybe she went to the museum or something... Either way, you should read what she has to say over in the Forums!

Fantastically Diabolical Updates!

There are some very EEEVIL things heading down the pipe today, fellow villains! The arcade game leaderboards now reset every month, giving new up and coming evil-doers a chance to prove their worth each and every evil month, so head over to the Arcade page and try to immortalize your name for this month by getting a high score!
Head over to the Forums and Voltar will tell you more about these exciting new features!

Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship Scoreboards

Want to know if you're in range of one of the monthly prizes in the ULC? Well now you'll never have to guess again thanks to L.O.S.E.'s grandest new invention - the ULC Scoreboard!!! Head over to the Forums and Herb will tell you all about it!

Conquer This Trivia Challenge Winners

Make sure to check the Forums this evening to find out who this week's big winners were in the Conquer This Trivia Challenge! Who knows, maybe it was you!

I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

As we get closer and closer to the kick off of the Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship Tournament, things are getting heated between the teams. Apparently Voltar went as far as insulting another team captain's mother! Check it out in the Forums to see who is trash talking who!

The Unknown Opponent

The Ultimate L.O.S.E. Champtionship offers many opponents, but we're looking for the name of one unknown loser. He ran off making fun of people after he lost! Some serious hate-mail is in store for him if you can help identify who he was! Head over to the Forums for your chance to win!

Mall-O-Mart Release

As is tradition at the start of the month, Mall-O-Mart is bringing out some awesome new items!!! Rumor has it that some Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship stuff even made it on to the shelves! Head over to the Forums to check out the new catalog!
Avatar Items
Lair Items

Mall-O-Mart Madness

Elizabeth Sergeant, reigning Fashionista, is getting ready for the Spring season. Head over to the Forums to see how she's preparing for the warming temperatures!

Helicopters in Space

There are many exciting things you can do to your enemies in the Card Game of DOOM! Check the Forums to see how you can use Helicopters in Space to really cause some damage!

And so it Begins

Start earning those Championship Points in the Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship! So what are you waiting for? Find out all you need to know in the Forums before becoming a champion!

Mall-O-Mart Release - St. Patrick's Day

Mall-O-Mart has gone green! And no, I don't mean they're selling recycled clothes, rather, they're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with some new GREEN items!!!
Check them out in this month's catalogue and see what will be up for grabs in the Mall-O-Mart!

Conquer This! Trivia Challenge Winners

Later in the day the winners will be announced and Doktor Frogg will be reunited with his Evil Uncatchable Flying Disk of Doom!!! Check it out on the Forums to see if you are one of the big winners!

Villainous Ramblings

Little Billy and Elizabeth Sergeant are trash talking each other. It's an outstanding sight to behold! Head over to the Forums to catch it all!

Conquer This Trivia Challenge

Everyone! Listen Up! Doktor Frogg is missing an invention; can you help him find it?! If you can, head over to the Forums so that he can find his Evil Uncatchable Flying Disk of Doom!

Villainous Blog

Liz Lightning needs to prove she isn't a kid, and she's shouting it out to the world. Check out her new blog on the Forums to find out what she's saying!

Mall-O-Mart Madness

Strange... Elizabeth Sergeant usually does the Mall-O-Mart Madness, but some other military dude has decided to do it... Check the Forums to find out who it is.

Using Doom Cards

Card Shop Guy is giving out free tips on how to use Doom Cards in the Forums! You should definitely head over and check it out! It's quite valuable information!

CCG of DOOM! - Live and Coming for You!

There are a whole bunch of EVIL new features that just hit the site! The Collectible Card Game of DOOM! has launched the new version of the game!, you can now buy Booster Packs of cards at Calamitous Cards in the Mall-o-mart ! and there's a brand new arcade game you can play called Click Click Doom ! Get out there and earn some Evil Points while playing!

Terrible Tally

Metrotown has had a string of pick pocketing. The police aren't getting anywhere, but who do you think is behind all those empty pockets? Head over to the Forums to cast your vote!

Conquer This Trivia Challenge Winners

The winners will be posted this evening! Check back to see if your information was any help to the authorities. If so, you'll be getting a fabulous prize!

Villainous Ramblings

What's this? Little Billy and General Sergeant are arguing? This is excellent; hopefully they'll somehow manage to erase each other! Check out the Forums to see what's really going down.

Conquer This Trivia Challenge

Authorities are reporting that a mysterious red thing was spotted flying over Metrotown earlier today. They ask that anyone with knowledge of this event step forward to the Forums and submit their answers. Rewards will be given out to those with valuable information.

A Glorious Challenge

Oh man! You HAVE to get over to the Forums NOW!!! Glory Guy is going to take down the ULC! This is too funny, you'll regret it if you don't go check it out!

It's your time to Shine!

Where have you been?!? Your agent is in the Forums looking for you!!! Herb said it's urgent, the biggest news he's ever received. He said something along the lines of, "It's your time to shine!"

New Card Store

A new store is opening up in Metrotown! It looks like Calamitous Cards will be selling cards in the Mall-o-Mart so that you can make custom decks for the Collectible Card Game of Doom! The store's owner, Card Shop Guy, has the full story in the Forums.

Guess Who?

Metrotown's villains are making a play for the Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship. Check out the Forums to find out who's staking their claim to fame.

Big Things

You wanted them so now you got them! Check out all the changes (that you asked for) to the Collectible Card Game of Doom in the Forums.

ULC Prizes

Hey kid, it's me, Herb. I just got some big news from the ULC head office. Get in my here quick so I can tell you all about the fabulous prizes they have up for grabs! I'm in the Forums right now, and oh boy this is big!

Champion of Evil!

Geezler just found out more about the ULC! He wants you in his office pronto to tell you all about Champions of Evil, and the lesser Backyard Bully! You better go kid, he's in the Forums, and if you're late he might just turn into a Metrotown Meanie!

EVIL Card Game changes coming!

Greetings Diabolical Villains and Collectible Card Game Players! With your help we've managed to nearly perfect the delightfully evil Collectible Card Game of DOOM!, and there are some excellent changes coming down the pipe - click here for more information!

ULC Tournaments

Herb has big news for you kid! The schedule has just come down from the ULC head offices, looks like you'll be working round the clock! Head to the Forums for full details!

Evil Events

So it looks like the ULC will be running month long events, go talk to your agent, Herb Geezler, in the Forums to find out more about the ULC!

Ultimate L.O.S.E. Championship

Metrotown's top agent, Herb Geezler, is back again! And he wants to tell you more about how he can make you big! Stop by the Forums to get in on the action!

Listen Up Kid!

Famous agent Herb Geezler is apparently looking for new villains to represent. He's worked with all the greats, Skullossus, Glory Guy, the real "who's who" of Metrotown. And who knows, maybe he can make you famous too! Hear his sales pitch in the Forums.

Terrible Tally

Character Blogs and the Terrible Tally are two great parts of L.O.S.E., and now for the first time ever they join forces to become one! So who writes the best blog? Head over to the Terrible Tally to cast your vote!