Collectible Card Game of Doom!
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What are you doing here? Go defend your villainous honor by playing the Collectible Card Game of DOOM!!
- Collectible Card Game of Doom!
- What are you doing here? Go...
- What are you doing here? Go defend your villainous honor by playing the Collectible Card Game of DOOM!!
- 20,000 Crunchies Under the Sea
- In an effort to foil Commodore...
- In an effort to foil Commodore Crunchwell's Crispy Cracks always crunchy guarantee, LOSE accidentally floods the entire city. They succeed in soggy-ing the chip, but cashing in on the guarantee becomes a serious challenge as Dipper the Army Commando Dolphin is now patrolling the streets.
- The Ghost of Dr. Frogg
- After a lab accident, Voltar and...
- After a lab accident, Voltar and Red mistakenly believe Frogg has been After he emerges from his blast shelter beneath the lab, Frogg is assumed to be a ghost. Frogg takes advantage of the situation by "haunting" the team, but is soon pressed into service for a job only a ghost can do.
- Degrees of Evil
- The team gets mail-order...
- The team gets mail-order diplomas and now fancies themselves experts in all manor of arcane and unusual fields. This new found knowledge comes back to haunt them when a giant mutant guinea pig escapes from an army lab. According to their diplomas, LOSE are the only experts in town that can stop this threat.
- Glory Hog
- Voltar is tired of his evil...
- Voltar is tired of his evil (albeit lame) schemes always succeeding. He's ready for a challenge. What LOSE needs is a rival. They end up with more than they bargain for when super super-hero Captain Glory decides the annoying antics of LOSE must be stopped. This makes Captain Glory's usual rival Skullossus jealous. So jealous in fact he sends the Earth hurtling towards the sun to get attention.
- Evil Never Sleeps
- This year, LOSE will actually...
- This year, LOSE will actually stay up to watch the all-night-monster-movie-marathon on TV, thanks to a anti-sleep ray developed by Frogg. It works marvels, and Voltar decides to use it every night - just think of how much evil they can do! Meanwhile, Red is haunted by one of the movies he saw where an entire city is put to sleep, especially when that exact thing happens in Metrotown. That's thanks to an escaped villain who chats her victims to sleep.
- Lose Jr.
- Red is secretly mentoring a...
- Red is secretly mentoring a "Cool Buddy" in an after-school program. When Voltar finds out, he decides to take the little guy under LOSE's wing and teach him the ways of evil. The team gets more than they bargained for when the strange, mute boy turns out to be far more evil than any of them.
- League of Super Hockey
- To own control of the street...
- To own control of the street outside the lair, LOSE challenges the neighbor kids to a street hockey game. After a crushing defeat, Voltar decides to go double or nothing - but this time bringing in some ringers - every villain in town...
- Underwhere?
- Voltar's lucky underwear...
- Voltar's lucky underwear has gone missing. The hunt for his beloved drawers leads them deep underground to an old pre-school rival with a sinister plan: to secretly modify and return every pair of underwear in town then give the city one simultaneous remote-controlled wedgie.
- Loose Tooth
- Doomageddon has a bad tooth....
- Doomageddon has a bad tooth. The Vet won't go near him, so it's up to LOSE to play dentist.
- World Wreckers
- Voltar is determined to get...
- Voltar is determined to get himself listed in the "Genius Book of World Wreckers" a villainous record book. After every attempt fails horribly, they finally find a record he's sure to beat -- pogo stick jumping. That hope is dashed when the current record-holder returns to protect his challenge.
- Fortune's Fools
- No matter how many orders of...
- No matter how many orders of Chinese food LOSE has delivered to the lair, Voltar gets the same lame fortune every time: "banana." His effort to get decent fortune leads them to the factory itself where they discover all the fortunes are written by a hungry, prescient monkey.
- Counting on Victory
- Voltar is determined to win a...
- Voltar is determined to win a "mystery prize" at the Mall-o-Mart by guessing the correct number of gumballs in a giant gumball dispenser. To get the exact number, they sneak themselves into the store at night. Getting an exact count turns out to be much harder than they expected.
- Mr. and Mrs. Bandango
- Voltar's plan to fool the...
- Voltar's plan to fool the town with fake footage of Frogg dressed as a Bandango (a mythical Bigfooot-like creature) is foiled when Frogg is kidnapped by an actual Bandango. Unfortunately for Frogg, she's looking for love in all the wrong places.
- Driver's Evil Ed
- A minor traffic infraction...
- A minor traffic infraction results in the V-Mobile getting impounded. LOSE now is forced to get their Villain Team Drivers License to get it back.
- Not Accordion To Plan
- When Red Menace discovers...
- When Red Menace discovers he's an accordion savant, Voltar uses this annoying skill to his advantage. But when Red is nearly catapulted to Polka stardom, he's forced to choose between his art and his family.
- The Henchbot Elites
- Tired of their hencbots always...
- Tired of their hencbots always breaking down, LOSE trade them in for fancy new Henchbot Elites, the very latest from Rotten Core Technologies. They quickly learn that newer isn't always better.
- At The Movies
- On a rare day off from Evil,...
- On a rare day off from Evil, LOSE go to the movies. But even on their day off, Voltar proves that no one is as Evil as The League of Super Evil!
- Suzie Scout
- Absent-minded Voltar unknowingly...
- Absent-minded Voltar unknowingly refuses to buy cookies from the sweet little Suzie Scout that comes to the door... and NO ONE ever says "NO" to the Suzie Scouts! The neighbors, who are tired of being extorted by the scouts once a year, are calling him a hero! But the top brass of the Suzie Scouts empire have taken note of the refusal, and they'll stop at nothing to make a sale.
- School Daze
- Defeated by an electronic trivia...
- Defeated by an electronic trivia game, Voltar decides to get even with the kids who laughed at him by posing as a substitute teacher. Once in control of the classroom Voltar will be able to teach them all the wrong answers to the game, ensuring his victory!
- Bad-O-Meter
- To teach Red Menace to be more...
- To teach Red Menace to be more evil, Frogg puts a "bad-o-meter" on his head; it rewards him for being bad, and punishes him with electric shocks for being good. But when the device starts to go a bit haywire, it also starts to derail Voltar's big plan - to disrupt the concert of a gothic heavy metal star, who insulted him.
- Ice Creamed
- Voltar and Doom are tired of the...
- Voltar and Doom are tired of the ice cream man always being sold out of their favorite Fugdey Yummy Fudge bars. Frogg invents a mind control device in order to convince the world that disgusting Tofu Pops are actually tasty, leaving all the Fudgey Yummy Fudge bars untouched. Trouble is, the chime works a little too well...
- The Split
- Voltar quits the team, leaving...
- Voltar quits the team, leaving Frogg in charge! Without Voltar "holding him back" he concocts an evil scheme that may actually work. But now that he's thrust into the spotlight, will Frogg crack under the pressure?
- Injustice Gene
- After being fired from multiple...
- After being fired from multiple jobs (no thanks to the League) and hoping to try his hand as a villain, Justice Gene comes to live with L.O.S.E. But the evil apprenticeship is soon put to the test when the League is forced to take on undefeated super hero Glory Guy.
- Send In The Clones
- To get out of picking up...
- To get out of picking up Doomageddon's radioactive messes, Dr. Frogg creates clones of the League to do the dirty work. Unfortunately the clones are far superior versions, and instead of picking up poop, almost succeed in taking over the world.
- Happy Birthday Dear Doktor
- Doktor Frogg's birthday...
- Doktor Frogg's birthday celebration turns into a disaster when Voltar and Red resurrect Frogg's very first childhood experiment: The extremely enthusiastic Chuckles the robotic birthday clown, a relentless party machine.
- Full Throttle
- When the League loses a drag...
- When the League loses a drag race to Doom Driver, a ghostly vigilante racer who takes the rides of his victims, Voltar is insulted that he doesn't seem to want the lame V-mobile. Time for Dr. Frogg to soup it up into a ride worth stealing.
- Bite At The Museum
- The League wants to steal a...
- The League wants to steal a dinosaur bone so they can clone a t-rex and take over the neighborhood. They manage to sneak in after hours, but soon learn they'll have to get past their old nemesis Justice Gene, who was forced to get a job as a security guard at the museum after L.O.S.E. had him fired.
- One Zillion
- To impress the neighbor kids,...
- To impress the neighbor kids, Voltar boasts they have "one zillion" TV channels. Now they have exactly one day to prove it.
- Swimming With Sharks
- L.O.S.E. gets a new pool, but...
- L.O.S.E. gets a new pool, but when it's taken over by neighbor kids, Voltar schemes to steal a shark from the local aquarium in order to scare them away. They grab a military-trained dolphin by mistake - and now L.O.S.E. is the prey.
- LOSE Vs LAIR
- When Voltar gets a sweet new...
- When Voltar gets a sweet new evil BMX bike, he's determined that no one in the neighborhood will ever get their grubby paws on it. Frogg upgrades the Lair security system, but now the Lair has a mind of its own...
- iDestruct
- Every Super villain in town is...
- Every Super villain in town is camped out in line for the all new iDestruct, and L.O.S.E. is no exception. It's a death ray, it's a mind controller and it's an electric garage door opener all in one! ("An electric garage door opener!? We must have it!!!!!") But with the Linemaster and his evil linebots already staking out territory, staying at the front of the line turns out to be more difficult than Voltar thought.
- Rock-A-Bye
- The League is quickly whipped...
- The League is quickly whipped into shape when governess extraordinaire Nanny Boo Boo floats in on the west wind, and moves in to the League HQ. Red and Frogg decide they love being taken care of, but Voltar knows the League will be finished if he can't find a way to stop her evil niceness...
- Slam Dunked
- After being denied entry to the...
- After being denied entry to the neighborhood slam-dunk competition for being too short, Voltar returns in a giant Super S Atomic Shuriken Typhoon Robot to win the competition. Meanwhile, when the army finds out a giant Shuriken Robot is terrorizing a suburban playground, they call in the super enthusiastic Force Fighters V for an epic super-robot battle to the finish.
- Evilest In Show
- When Voltar finds out about a...
- When Voltar finds out about a neighborhood pet contest, he's desperate to get his tiny hands on the shiny trophy, and enters Dommageddon. They assume the pan-dimensional Hell Hound is a shoe-in to win, but Doom meets his match in a particularly vicious bunny.
- Escape From Skullossus
- It's the hottest day of...
- It's the hottest day of summer and L.O.S.E.'s air conditioner is on the fritz again. Voltar decides to borrow a Quantum Weather Generator, invented by a kid genius at the local high school science fair. Unfortunately for L.O.S.E., both the military and a powerful super villain known as Skullossus are after the same thing...
- 10
- L.O.S.E. is determined to get a...
- L.O.S.E. is determined to get a free pizza from Pronto Pizza (where pizzas are delivered in 10 minutes or less or you get it for free) by making the delivery guy run their gauntlet once again. But this is time they're going up against a whole new breed of pizza delivery guy...
- Table For Four
- L.O.S.E. plots the "mission...
- L.O.S.E. plots the "mission impossible" of getting their names in the guest book at the hottest Villain restaurant in town, Villaynes. But Jules, the stoic host, is never going to let that happen...
- Justice Gene
- L.O.S.E. must fight to keep the...
- L.O.S.E. must fight to keep the title of "most annoying neighbors on the block" by thwarting Justice Gene, a gung-ho suburban by-law officer. Gene's ticketing frenzy - for everything from yawning without covering your mouth to letting the lawn grow 1/6 of an inch too long - is terrorizing the neighborhood.
- Lightning Liz
- The League of Super Evil's...
- The League of Super Evil's latest scheme is to have a lavish backyard BBQ party... and NOT invite any of the neighbors!!!!! Muhuhahaha!! Unfortunately, General Sergeant's spoiled teen daughter, Lightning Liz, has just been gifted the XGL Prototype Battle Armor from daddy, and has plans to crash the party!
- The Bank Job
- The First National Bank of...
- The First National Bank of Villainy is offering a free Atomic Toaster to everyone who opens an account, and L.O.S.E. wants one badly. In order to scrape up enough for the $5 minimum deposit, Voltar gets them jobs as bank security guards so they can rob the vault, deposit the stolen loot back in the bank, and get their free toaster!!!! Muhuhahaha!! But an alluring super thief, known only as The Cougar, has her sights on the bank vault as well... and that hunky Red Menace!
